Thursday 27 October 2011

The day my bladder broke.

Its funny, when one comes to the realisation of being pregnant one only thinks of the pro's to this situation. 

Well today i definitely have found some cons....

I'm totally aware that i'm fighting a losing battle with my bladder but i didn't think it would become apparent this early, being as i'm only 26 weeks.

So, i'm persuading Bella to attempt to get her trainers on by herself (her stress levels whilst putting any item of clothing on is ridiculous.. like her father on that one!) and she is quite poignantly telling me "no" and "you do it!!" when i bend over rather frustrated with my child to help her and actually wee myself. And i'm not talking about a little. Lovely Jubbly.  So... hmmm... pantie change it is then!!! 

Then myself and Bella (mainly me) decide its a good idea to go for a walk in the rain, then we stand by the bus stop and wait for the bus. Now normally im quite excited about such trips out with Bella as she looooooooves the bus. And i mean LOVES it. She tells me so all the time.. a bit like that bloke off Anchorman, who says i love lamp..? Yeah she says it just like that, fricking hilarious if i'm honest but i try not to laugh, she goes all green like the hulk and starts huffing around otherwise! 

My lovely bladder, decides, right there and then, Sophie.. your going to wee yourself. So then i have to sit down and wriggle around on the bench in the bus shelter which looks like im dry humping it if i'm totally honest until the bus comes whilst feeding Bella cheese strings to keep her quiet!

Note to bladder, PLEASE don't do this to me!!!